INT. JEFF KATZENBERG'S OFFICE - DAY
JEFF KATZENBERG (42) sits at his desk in his amazing office. ROBIN WILLIAMS (41) enters.
JEFF
Robin, come in! How are you?
ROBIN
Not too good, Jeff.
JEFF
What's wrong?
ROBIN
I got a look at the Aladdin poster.
JEFF
It's gorgeous!
ROBIN
It is, but I thought we had a deal about the genie's prominence on the advertising--
JEFF
We do.
ROBIN
--because I agreed to be in my friend Barry Levinson's movie Toys before Aladdin--
JEFF
I know.
ROBIN
--and I only agreed to do Aladdin if you didn't build your ad campaign on me--
JEFF
We're not.
ROBIN
--because I don't want Toys to flop because of me--
JEFF
It won't.
ROBIN
--and I think this poster violates that.
JEFF
Violates. Yikes. Well, according to our deal, the marketing has to reflect the movie we made. And since Genie features in 25% of the movie, you said we could feature Genie in 25% of every movie trailer, print ad, TV commercial, and lobby poster.
ROBIN
Right, because you said that wouldn't make it look like he was the star of the film.
JEFF
Okay, so let's look at this thing.
Jeff looks through a stack of large poster cards until he finds the one in question. He sets it up on an easel.
The poster says ALADDIN. It has the Genie's lamp sitting on the desert floor, a cloud of magic smoke swirling out into a sea of floating characters. In the center, Aladdin and Jasmine on the magic carpet, surrounded by all the supporting characters of the movie, and towering above them all, in gigantic proportions, is the genie.
JEFF
I don't think it looks like he's the star.
ROBIN
He's half the poster.
JEFF
No, see, because these other guys are in front of him, so they're covering all these parts. If you measured just what you see of the genie with a computer, it would come out to 25%.
ROBIN
That's not what you did, is it?
TAD STONES (40) enters and hands Jeff a folder.
JEFF
Oh, Tad, come in. I want you to meet Robin Williams. Robin, this is Tad Stones; he's one of our animators.
Annoyed, Robin shakes Tad's hand.
ROBIN
Nice to meet you.
JEFF
You know what, now that I've got you two here, there's something I wanted to talk to you about.
Robin makes a lazy mock interested face.
JEFF
We just wanted to make sure you're definitely in for the sequel.
ROBIN
What sequel?
JEFF
The sequel to Aladdin.
ROBIN
Since when does Disney do sequels?
JEFF
Since we made such a good movie with you.
Robin makes a face.
JEFF
When kids see Aladdin, they're going to walk out of the theatre saying, "What happens next?"
ROBIN
It does leave you hanging with that whole happily ever after thing.
Jeff shows Robin some sketches from the folder.
JEFF
It's called "The Return of Jafar" and it's going to be even better than Aladdin. Otherwise we wouldn't do it.
ROBIN
Are Musker and Clements directing?
JEFF
No, they're working on another thing, but we got someone else.
ROBIN
Who?
JEFF
Tad.
ROBIN
Ted and Terry writing?
JEFF
No.
ROBIN
Tad?
JEFF
Tad.
ROBIN
Okay, I'll think about it.
Jeff tosses Robin the folder.
JEFF
Take some of this material with you, look it over at home with little Zack and Zelda. You know, it'd be nice for them to have a new movie they can see their dad in.
ROBIN
That's what you said to get me to do the first one.
JEFF
Yeah, but eventually they're gonna get tired of the first one.
Robin leaves.
TAD
You didn't tell him it's going to be smaller animation studios working with a direct-to-video budget.
JEFF
I didn't? Let me leave him a message and make sure he knows.
Jeff picks up a phone receiver and starts dialing. He hangs up.
JEFF
Better yet, why don't I take out a full page ad in Variety that says, "Don't work for Disney."
Tad grimaces.
JEFF
Of course I didn't tell him. I'm trying to trick a man into making an inferior product so I can then trick children into liking it.
TAD
It's not just about tricks, Jeff.
JEFF
Says the man who's gonna bring back the wacky genie to save Aladdin.
Tad scoffs.
TAD
You think he's there to save Aladdin?
Tad starts to walk out.
JEFF
Yes? Like, what are you...? Who the fuck else would he save?
Tad leaves.
JEFF
Fucking moron.
Fade to black.
INT. JEFF KATZENBERG'S OFFICE - DAY
Jeff is at his desk. Robin walks in and sits down.
JEFF
Robin, nice to see you again. What can I do for you?
ROBIN
You can explain to me why you're going back on your word.
Jeff makes a shocked face.
JEFF
In what way?
ROBIN
The genie appears in 25% of all television commercials. No more.
JEFF
Absolutely! I personally approved all those commercials myself.
ROBIN
I saw a commercial last night for the little toys at Burger King that made Aladdin look like a Genie concert film. You need to pull it now; this is not what we agreed on.
JEFF
Okay. I think I know what happened here. What you saw was not one of our commercials for the movie Aladdin. It was a commercial for the Kids Meal at Burger King.
ROBIN
So?
JEFF
So that doesn't fall under the umbrella of our deal. It's part of a separate deal with the Burger King corporation.
ROBIN
But it still advertises Aladdin.
JEFF
Think about this. Just because they eat the burger and play with the toy doesn't mean they're gonna buy the ticket. If anything, we're actually gonna lose some ticket sales from kids who get tired of the characters.
ROBIN
Oh, so you're losing ticket sales.
JEFF
That's right. In fact, a lot of those kids are gonna think, I'm having so much fun playing with these Aladdin toys. That makes me want to go out and see Barry Levinson's Toys.
ROBIN
If that's what you think, why did you even make a deal with Burger King?
JEFF
You ever just do something without thinking about it?
ROBIN
I'm about to.
JEFF
Hey listen, while I've got you here, there's something I want to show you. Just go into the conference room down the hall, I'll be right behind you.
Robin gets up and walks into the hallway.
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY
Robin enters to find a chair for him facing a makeshift show area. Standing at the center is Tad Stones. To one side is a PIANO PLAYER at an old piano. To the other side, we see a DISNEY EMPLOYEE DRESSED LIKE ALADDIN, a DISNEY EMPLOYEE DRESSED LIKE JASMINE, a DISNEY EMPLOYEE DRESSED LIKE JAFAR, and GILBERT GOTTFRIED.
TAD
Welcome, Robin, to our presentation of The Return of Jafar. We hope you like it and we hope you'll join us on this... adventure!
Tad throws a small flask of red liquid on the floor. It bursts like a smoke bomb. The room briefly fills with SMOKY MIST. Immediately, the piano player sings a bit of "Arabian Nights."
TAD
When you last joined us, Jafar and Iago were banished to the Cave of Wonders in Jafar's lamp. And as we open on a remote desert, we see Iago pulling the lamp out of the sand. From inside the lamp, Jafar screams for Iago to set him free. But Iago's had enough of Jafar and he dumps the lamp in a well as he sings his song.
The piano player accompanies Gilbert in Iago's song, "I'm Lookin' Out For Me." Robin forces a smile.
TAD
Meanwhile, back in Agrabah, Aladdin and Jasmine receive a visit from an old friend...
Jeff runs into the room painted blue, with gold cuffs on his wrists and baggy sparkle pants.
JEFF
It's me, the genie!
The piano player accompanies Jeff in the following:
JEFF
(singing/vamping)
I've been to this place here / and that place there / and something something / and something that rhymes / and there's nothing like a friend! / And this is a friend song / and funny impressions / and funny voices / dah dah dah dah dah dah dah
Jeff smacks the piano to stop the guy from playing.
JEFF
Stop it!
(to Robin)
You get the idea. But of course all the genie's stuff has been left mostly unwritten, to leave room for your funny characters and... pop culture references...
GILBERT
(grating)
Hey, I have a question. Why is he still a big blue guy? Jafar was a human before he became a big red genie, so why when the genie is freed from being a genie, he's still a big blue guy named Genie?
JEFF
Because it's a cartoon.
GILBERT
(grating)
And why does he put on the golden shackles again, that he had to wear for millions and millions of years? That's like if Abraham Lincoln had freed the slaves and black people decided, we love freedom, but let's just keep wearing these big iron shackles on our wrists.
JEFF
Gilbert, I think there's some crackers for you on the snack table.
ROBIN
Hold on, didn't we end the first one with him wandering the earth as the little merchant?
JEFF
No, we cut the closing bookend. No one knows the singing merchant is the genie now.
ROBIN
So he's just a four-fingered merchant with my voice? And he narrates the story but you never come back to him? Why did you cut that?
JEFF
Pacing.
ROBIN
You cut the big reveal of the whole movie for pacing?
JEFF
Can we finish the presentation? We still have two songs to go.
ROBIN
What happens in the songs?
JEFF
Well, the first one is an Iago duet with Jasmine where he tricks her into falling in love with Aladdin again. Because Jasmine hates Aladdin. Because he didn't tell her that he's friends with Iago now. Because Iago switched sides.
ROBIN
And the second one?
JEFF
That's our showstopper. It's kinda like your big number from the first one, except this time it's Jafar's song, and it's all about him humiliating you with his superior powers.
ROBIN
Is that the last song in the movie?
JEFF
Yes.
ROBIN
Does Aladdin do anything?
JEFF
He's there throughout.
Robin stands up.
ROBIN
Okay. Listen, good luck with the movie, but I'm just not interested. Nice to see everyone again.
Robin leaves.
Robin leaves.
GILBERT
(grating)
This is great. He doesn't even have to see the movie now when it comes out because you already told him the whole story. How do I get that deal?
Jeff silently fumes.
INT. SMALL ROOM - DAY
A cramped, windowless room with an old computer on a plastic card table. Sitting at the computer is JOHN MUSKER, 39. Sitting nearby with a sketch pad is RON CLEMENTS, 39. Jeff bursts in, still blue in his genie costume.
JEFF
How's Hercules going?
RON
A little slow.
JEFF
Slow? Why?
JOHN
We're just having a hard time nailing down Hades.
JEFF
Who the fuck is Hades?
RON
The villain.
JEFF
How hard is it to write a villain? Just have him say evil shit!
Jeff's cell phone rings. He answers it.
JEFF
Roger, talk to me, babe. What? No. I told you to deal with that. Simba has to take down Scar. It's not my fault you blew your budget before you could cast an adult Simba who doesn't sound like a pussy. You have to fix it in the fight scene. Make it scary! Fire and brimstone! I want kids to piss themselves during this movie. Now either give this lion some balls or I will chop off yours.
Jeff hangs up and looks at Ron and John.
JEFF
Finish the script you fucking assholes.
Jeff leaves. John looks at Ron. Ron is just finishing a sketch. He turns over the sketchpad and shows it to John. It's a caricature of Jeff Katzenberg, in shades of blue, yelling with sharp teeth and flames for hair. Hades.
JOHN
Yeah.
Fade to black.
INT. JEFF KATZENBERG'S OFFICE - DAY
Jeff is at his desk. Robin walks in and sits down.
JEFF
Robin, to what do I owe the pleasure?
ROBIN
Your lies.
JEFF
(surprised face)
What?
ROBIN
Every time I come in here with a complaint about the Aladdin marketing, you have some sneaky justification for it, but not this time. I've been seeing ads at bus stops. Full posters of just the genie. That is a blatant breach of our contract.
JEFF
Oh my god. Robin, I am so sorry. You're right.
ROBIN
Really?
JEFF
I don't know how this happened.
ROBIN
Well, you should know, you're the CEO.
JEFF
You're right again, and I'm thinking about it now, cause it's just hitting me all at once, and I think I know what it was-- there must have been a misunderstanding.
ROBIN
I see.
JEFF
I'm gonna make a call immediately to get this straightened out.
ROBIN
I appreciate that.
JEFF
Listen, while I have you here. We're recording the voices right now for Return of Jafar, like literally as we speak. Do you wanna just come in and do the genie?
ROBIN
Haven't you hired someone else?
JEFF
I'll fire him. Everything he's recorded so far, I will throw in the garbage. We'll start fresh. No bullshit.
ROBIN
I don't think so.
Robin gets up to leave.
JEFF
If you change your mind, the offer stands.
ROBIN
I know.
Robin leaves.
Jeff sighs. He slowly walks out of his office.
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY
Jeff walks into the director's booth where a VOICE DIRECTOR watches inside the recording booth as DAN CASTELLANETA (35) records his vocals as Genie. Dan waves at Jeff excitedly. Jeff waves back. Dan goes into a long run of lines. Jeff pulls out his cell phone and makes a call.
JEFF
It's me. Robin Williams just came into my office upset about Genie posters. We're gonna have to take those down. No, not all of them, what are you fucked in the head? Take down the ones in Hollywood and Brentwood and wherever the fuck else Robin Williams might see them, but keep the rest of them up! I want to see that genie's big blue butt in every bus shelter from here to Bangkok.
Jeff angrily hangs up his phone.
JEFF
Shit.
Jeff sees Dan is still doing his lines.
JEFF
And now we have to make a genie out of-- who the fuck is this guy again?
VOICE DIRECTOR
Dan Castellaneta. He does the voice of Homer Simpson.
JEFF
Are you serious?
VOICE DIRECTOR
But he can do lots of voices and impressions.
JEFF
Tell him to do an impression of Robin fucking Williams.
DAN
How was that, Jeff?
Jeff presses the talk button.
JEFF
You're spinnin' gold here, Dan. Twenty-four karat fucking gold.
INT. HALLWAY - DAY
Jeff walks back to his office.
INT. JEFF KATZENBERG'S OFFICE - DAY
Jeff sits at his desk staring dead-eyed out the window. A speakerphone buzzes.
SECRETARY (O.S.)
(through the speakerphone)
Mr. Katzenberg, I have Michael Eisner for you.
JEFF
Put him through.
MICHAEL (O.S.)
Jeff?
JEFF
Michael.
MICHAEL (O.S.)
I was just looking over some of this Aladdin sequel stuff, and I'm having some concerns.
JEFF
What concerns?
MICHAEL (O.S.)
We're using TV resources to make a sequel to our greatest theatrical hit of all time. Is this going to de-value our brand?
Jeff is silent for a long moment.
JEFF
Do you like your life? You like your wallet full of money and your belly full of that weasel shit coffee?
MICHAEL (O.S.)
... yes.
JEFF
Return of Jafar is only costing us ten percent of what we paid for Aladdin, and it's going to be the biggest selling video of all time. Okay?
MICHAEL (O.S.)
... okay.
JEFF
Good. So shut the fuck up and go play another round of golf.
There is a long pause on the other end before Michael softly hangs up. Jeff continues staring out his window.
THE END.
this script was written with no obstructions.
this script was written with no obstructions.